[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but only if you eat ramen

I wish I wasn't sneezing so much.

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you gotta find Atlantis first.

I wish I had some extra cash.

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but it's all in pennies.

I wish I was on break.

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you gotta run a lap around your neighborhood.

I wish I had more games.

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but it's only Sonic games.

I wish I could read OPM online again.

[~ Z ~]

Have mercy Loopy.

Granted, but you only have 10 minutes to read them.

I wish I can see snow!

[ShineCero]

Granted, but you have 5 seconds to play with it before it melt.

I wish I have more food.

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must eat it through your nose.

I wish hair didn't grow so fast.

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but you become Caped Baldy as the result.

I wish I was a robot!

[~ Z ~]

I WILL ACCEPT.

Granted but you must consider me your sensei.

I wish I can fight a space Cyclops.