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Don't Get Me Started!
#21
Don't event get me started about YARN. They always seem to amuse cats and tangle so easily. Luckily, they make good knitting utensils.

But what about Lobsters?
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#22
Oh don't get me started! Everyone always talking about how good it is and how delicious it is. But I'm allergic! So I'll never taste it!

But what about Reality TV
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#23
Oh don't get me started! Always talking about the dumbest crap and getting paid for it! Nothing but nonsense!

What about Pineapples?
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#24
Don't get started about Pineapples! Sour but sweet! But you have to go through all the trouble of peeling the outer bits first and then coring it! They don't even grow from trees!

But what about Soap?
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#25
Don't get me started about soap, always trying to clean you and keep you smelling nice! Why can't they make a soap that makes you dirty? Like bacon soap?!

But what about Turkeys?
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#26
oh god not turkey! It takes a million different things to keep it from being bland and it's near impossible to keep it from going dry without fancy bags over it! And if you microwave it, the whole thing tastes like reheated feathers!!!! If you by a turkey at the fair, it's damn near guaranteed you get sick too!

But what about plushies?
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#27
Plushies are the worst thing ever, looking all cute with their beady eyes and fluffy outside! They always want someone to hug them and love them, BAH.

What about calendars?
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#28
Annoying! Always have to cross things out and you don't even look once you write in em! Then you forget!

What about orange juice?
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#29
Don't get me started on orange juice and their vitamin C. They just have to be the main product of export from Florida and can be a nutritious snack to help your body! And worse of all... they rhyme with NOTHING.

But what about dinosaurs?
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#30
They're all nothin but a pile of bones but people care enough to make movies about 'em! Don't even know what they look like!

But what about Homework
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