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Dumbest shit you heard all day?
#31
(08-31-2016, 09:00 PM)ShineCero Wrote: "If you don't like Undertale, it's because you have no heart! You're a monster!"

"Undertale is the cancer and I am the cure." - The closest I have to a tumblrite online.

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#32
"You're an idiot because I don't get it." - Ex-Friend
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"Z says these eye protectors are called... Sunglasses. I like the fad, so I'll spare this website from destruction."
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#33
(09-01-2016, 12:04 PM)Nick Wrote: "But SAO is a good show!" -An uncultured sophmore
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Damn I felt that burn


My contribution:

"Onision is funny and understands my hatred of society." -edgy tween fan
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#34
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"I have made many enemies in my lifetime, many different kind of enemies; however, you know what all of them have in common?"
"Death."

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#35
Person: *purposely undermines me by saying how much worse they had it*
me: hey tht wasn't okay and made me feel bad abt myself and that you don't care about my feelings at all
Person: "whoa!!! It's just a comparison!!! calm down!!!"

me:
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#36
"Your chicken wasn't cooked." - Mom
"It's because of the cheese, it was expired." - Me
"Well, that explains the weird flavor..."
"So it was cooked."
"..."
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#37
When people think not giving a damn over a fictional character(s) makes you a "monster" Kek
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"I have made many enemies in my lifetime, many different kind of enemies; however, you know what all of them have in common?"
"Death."

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#38
Not something I heard, but seen. 

One of my labmates didn't know how to use a caliper to measure the diameter of a skull with it.
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Sweetheart, you literally just take a ruler and line up the 0" end of it to one of the ends of the legs and measure to the either side. Come now. He showed us how to use one literally 3 minutes prior.
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#39
So We were finally moving out of this house and their was little to nothing left in the kitchen except a single package of uncooked broccoli and rice. My brother was going to make it for himself since it was enough for 1 serving then all of a sudden my sister walks in on my brother then says: "Don't cook that mom said she was going to save that for burrito's."

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I don't know of a single mother, hell, or even a die-hard mexican who make burrito's with packaged rice and broccoli alone. Clearly she was attempting to save it for herself.
This was the most retarded lie she has ever told me in this life and to this day I hold her to it still. I ain't ever letting her forget.
Quote:"There is nothing about this whole scenario that doesn't make me so disgusted I want to violently vomit out my own internal organs. I despise you both so intensely that I can't tell if my vision is blurry from my near-death experience or my unforgiving rage. If allowed, once I am back to full health, I will gut you with an honest-to-God smile on my face. And then proceed to paint the home I built with your bodies with your very blood."
 -Bardock
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#40
The forum saying that there was a new post here when there wasn't...
"Calling all. This is our last cry before our eternal silence."
- Morse Code, 1997


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